Sunday, August 13, 2006

Ever wondered how you could incapacitate an evil villain's henchmen? Well, wonder no longer - non-lethally, just get them to smack one of their feet into a skirting board. They'll then be unable to do much beyond a gentle hobble after you, allowing you to escape at walking pace.

'course, if they have a gun, you might have to revise that. But the above method does work, I can personally testify that what looks just like bruising to your toes does actually cause you to slow down a lot....

Doesn't work if they have access to a car though...